Well Happy 100th Anniversary to all my ladies out there ! :) Let's take a moment of silence to appreciate all my sexy mommas out there.
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I've got to say even though Daniel Tosh insists on making fun of the females, he knows that he worships our lady parts. Despite his crude humor towards women like asking us to make sandwiches (which I find hilarious even though I'm a girl) we all know that without women this world would be helpless. I know guys reading this, whom now worship Charlie Sheen as the second coming of Christ, must think women are only good to fuel their #tigerblood but they don't know the immense impact we have in our society.
Sure we have crazy bitches like Lindsey Lohan representing our sexuality wrong but hey haven't we all had that one day where we wanted to go crazy.
Yes we PMS.
Yes we are indecisive.
Yes we want what we can't have.
Yes were overachievers.
Yes we bitch about our bodies.
Yes we want you to tell us we look skinny in those pants.
Yes we think that actor is hot even though we don't admit it to you.
Yes we gossip in large numbers.
Yes something is wrong when we say we're "fine"
Women are the greatest species to have ever walked this planet. We have the ability to be smart, sexy, and sensitive. Women are moving up and establishing themselves in our society.
So "All my women who independent throw your hands up at me"
Cause baby we were "Born this way"
Because its "Us Against the World"
and even though "good girls good bad" sometimes
"When Love Takes Over" there is no stopping an "All American Girl" from getting to her goal.
Yeah we are a "Sexy Bitch"
So "Never give up on the Good Times"
and those who ever doubted us turn around and tell them
"Look at me now!"
<3 Lauren
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